Tuesday, November 3, 2009
I Didn't Manscape for Evelyn
What's the gayest song you can think of? I'm listening to Chorus by Erasure, and I'm thinking top 10.link | posted by Jack at 9:02 AM
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
Kiss Me On The Bus
Guess who drove to work today? Not me, I was on the bus.That man?
Was Fred Savage.
Midgets!
(that was for Jeremy)
link | posted by Jack at 9:00 AM
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Damn Good Times
I have a little crush on my receptionist. She's not much of a natural dancer, though. In fact, she may not even have a booty to shake. I haven't seen it, anyway.
On the assumption that she has one, my friend Potty Polo (omg, what I did there) says to put it in her butt.
He's sick with a hint of pomegranate. Shaken and stirred.
Like my penetration.
link | posted by Jack at 10:25 AM
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Life's a Bitch, Then You Go to Work
Why did I take this job when I could be at home watching reruns of Gilligan's Island? Remember that time I held my breath until I passed out? I dreamt of seagulls. Then I woke up during the next episode of GI, sad I'd missed the ending of the first one.And that man?
Was Fred Savage.
link | posted by Jack at 9:34 AM
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Eye Contact was Good, Though.
I saw a pretty girl at lunch today.She was with some dude, but she came into the restaurant I was waiting in just to talk to me.
I got all excited.
"Excuse me," she said.
And you just bet your ass I'm going to work up the nerve to say it back the next time I see her.
link | posted by Jack at 3:30 PM
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Don't Mean Purple Bandoleros
I'm depressed today for a few reasons.Isn't that attractive.
It means I'm deep, ladies.
Scarred, but deep.
Like my penetration.
link | posted by Jack at 12:26 PM
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
West Coast
Do you ever make yourself a mix on your ipod or whatever, then listen to it and it sucks?I hate when that happens.
Have you ever had a pretty girl shake out her hair and push it over her ear at you.
I love when that happens.
Have you ever had a pretty girl flirt with you during a boring mix of music?
I'm torn when that happens.
link | posted by Jack at 9:46 AM
